What do you get when you cross my brother with a T-Rex and a sparkler? Big. Flaming. Farts. Short farts, long farts, fat farts, trick farts, airy farts, quiet farts, loud farts, crackling finale farts. Farts so potent, they burst into clouds of sparks and eye-wateringly colorful stars. It's the only time "highly entertaining, definitely recommend" and "my bother" belong in the same sentence. MN Legal